A $10m loan deal has evaporated as Pac-Man failed a routine drug screening, Fully ‘Avin It can report.
The 6-month temporary move to Battlefield series has been in the works since the end of last season, however Pac-Man is likely back to the drawing board.
A spokes-weirdo for Namco issued the following statement:
Today, Pac Man failed a routine drug screening. Trace amounts of Amphetamine, Petrol, Ketamine and Red Bull were found in his stool. We are postponing any transfers until the matter is resolved.