As Michael bay wipes his sticky, demonic residue from Optimus Prime’s battered and ravaged face, he puts his trousers back on and hands his tub of lube to Angry Birds.
That’s right – Angry Birds needed another franchise to leech money from, and have chosen to piss all over the already desecrated grave of what was once a pretty decent phenomenon. Angry Birds Transformers has arrived, and blah blah blah.
This time you’ll be running across the screen shooting ‘Deceptichogs’, while any remaining part of your soul dies inside you with an unceremonious whimper. Oh, you can play it for free too, so long as you’re prepared for the game to be basically unplayable.
If you do opt for the free version you’ll be expected to wait an unreasonable length of time for your kit to be repaired, upgrade anything, and even access the next f***ing level.
Fully ‘Avin It would like to officially plead: WILL EVERYONE STOP BUYING THIS FUCKING HORSESHIT. YOU’RE MAKING THEM THINK IT’S OK.
That is all.