Kim Jong Un has revealed that he’s a big fan of comedian Sarah Millican, and that he’s been spending the last few weeks watching all of her DVDs.
There has been much media speculation on the elusive tyrant’s whereabouts recently. Some theorized that he may have Ebola, others wondered if he’d been working on a new sit-com starring himself and Dennis Rodman. Of course, the real answer is ‘none of the above’, and Kim has public announced the real reason for his recent reclusive proclivities.
“I am big fan of Sarah”, commented Kim when we interviewed him over Kinect this week. “Her work speak to me. When she talk about how crappy men are, it remind me of the western dogs and their treatment of my glorious nation”.
Kim Jong Un’s revelation will likely only fuel rumours that he and Sarah Millican are in fact the same person, only one of them is wearing a wig. Which one that is, though, remains a mystery.